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Don Stock Turns Down Lead Singer Role For Stryper

OC California band Stryper announced that Don Stock has declined to join them as lead vocalist and guitarist.  Following a wild night at the Whiskey A Go Go and a four month guest gig touring across the US and Belize, the band was hopeful Don would join them on a permanent basis.  Current lead vocalist Michael Sweet was quoted as saying, "Don's genius has obviously influenced every major band since 1986.  It's our loss, but we look forward to hearing what he comes up with next."


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KIM VANSANT NAMED PRESIDENT OF THE OFFICIAL DON STOCK FAN CLUB

Longtime Don Sock fan and supporter Kim Vansant was rendered speechless at a recent press conference when it was announced that she is being named President of the Don Stock Fan Club.  The actress and model showed poise and grace as she climbed onto stage in 5" Manolo Blahniks, took the mic, and simply said. "Oh my gosh - this can't be real!"       


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DON STOCK'S NEW CHARITY VENTURE A SUCCESS

Continuing his reputation for charitable works, Don Stock has announced that he has started a new non-profit focused around rock star inspired hats.  People will be given the opportunity to purchase hats that will then be donated to children who have suffered hair loss due to medical treatments.  Stock reports that he came up with the idea following Axl Rose's controversial statement comparing Slash to cancer.  As a result of a subsequent phone call with Slash, who lost his mother to cancer, Don and Slash chose to take the high road in the feud.  "I was in the wrong," Axl was later quoted as saying. "The pictures all over social media of all those little Slashes running around wearing their hats and rocking out - man, it just warms your heart."  Don's role in diffusing the situation had not only led to over 400,000 hats being donated, but he is also credited as the peacemaker behind the 2015 GNR reunion.  


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DON STOCK TO SAVE CARIBBEAN DOLPHIN POPULATION

In a surprise move, Don Stock has announced that all proceeds from his upcoming album release will be dedicated to creating a protected refuge for the dolphins of the Caribbean.  He will be partnering with the notable Dolphins of Bocas del Toro Project to expand efforts to save his favorite marine mammal.  In gratitude, the dolphins responded with the statement, "Eeeee-ee-eeeee, eee-ee, click, click!"


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DON STOCK VISITS WITH FORMER EMPEROR OF S. Korea

During his recent Asia tour, Don Stock and number one fan Kim Vansant were honored with a private audience with former South Korean Emperor 隆熙帝.  Having been born in 1874, 隆熙帝 has long been rumored deceased, however it appears that he was simply living a reclusive lifestyle until compelled to appear publicly by the opportunity to rock out with his Stock out.  While few translators were present, he was reported to be heard muttering the words "Gangnam style" and then spitting.